Clinton Chases Women Around the Globe

Unashamed of past dalliances with attractive young members of the opposite sex, former President Bill Clinton arranged a secret Korean rendezvous with Laura Ling and Euna Lee. With brazen assistance from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, he callously ignored the glaring conflict of interest by utilizing nepotistic ties with his wife. Furthermore, in abandoning the patriotic hardline of "The Dubya" which had successfully destroyed talks of normalization between Korea and the United States, Clinton's philandering threatens to reopen talks between the two countries. After eight years of trademark Bush foreigh policy that had brought Korean relations to threats of war and the launching of potential nukie-bearing missles, Clinton's characteristic womanizing has brought the two sides back to the dangerous point of talking through their differences.

Where are the war mongering hawks when we need them? How long will we stand for the moral disintegraton of this country? Will Mr. Clinton, Mr. Gore and President Obama be brought to task for arranging this release of two evil agents charged by the Koreans for the "commission of unspecified criminal acts." Will Bill Clinton ever admit the same of his woman-chasing behavior?